Surprise Surprise, Man Utd make a new signing - "Bebe"

New Man Utd signing - Bebe for £7.4m

I feel pretty shocked to announce that Manchester United have made a rather strange signing for the 20yr old Portugese striker whose official name is Manuel Dias Correia from a 3rd division Portugese team on the recommendation of the ex United assistant ->> Carlos Queiroz while Fergie was a legal witness to the disgraceful assistant in Portugal. Fergie only met him the day before the transfer, now what's surprising is, how could Alex make such a sudden decision? Apparently, even Real Madrid was interested in him.. So this guy better be good!


Right.. so you must be wondering who the hell is this Bebe... Bebe is described as a fast, technically gifted chap - something what United needs. He's right footed and 6ft 2in tall. He's scored various pre-season goals and only recently was transferred to the club he was bough from.


Bebe has also represented the Homeless World Cup for Portugal, apparently he was raised in an orphanage after spending part of his career on the streets. Clearly, he hasn't lived a lavish life, but I'm sure he will after achieving a lot of glory from United. Let's wish the lad all the best and may be produce a lot of competition amongst all the capable strikers we have now!